How To Really Impress Girls

Lets face it, even in today's society you can't help but act how your parents would expect - For all the independent woman bullshit you hear all the time now, girls still want guys to do stupid shit like this for them.

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A movie about the pres? This'll be a terrible but money making blockbuster.

Amazing Rally Car Driving

The spectator runs, thinking he'll get hit, but this driver knows exactly what he's doing!

Louis CK on Farts

Grown men laughing at farts might seem stupid but no, in fact it's quite the opposite as Louis CK points out in this video--how can a poop smelling, trumpet-sounding release of gas coming out of your ass not be funny. It's hilarious.

The Erratic Man 'Back In The Day

Chuck Testa anyone? Prepare to enter Creep Town as taxidermied animals come to life and sing with human lips that will haunt your nightmares and wake you up with a jolt in the night as their images are embedded onto your mind. Weird.

lunapark fun !

Miss USA 2011

While nature tries to destroy us and man tries to kill his fellow man, it's good to know that beauty pageants still exist to balance things out. At least i have figured one thing from this parade of pretties, i'd rather be in Carolina than Idaho :)

This strip club invites anyone in, even aliens

They're getting their tentacles in everything, even our women!

Pixel Blaster

This gets crazy! Intense space shooting arcade action with physics!

Dead Hawt Zombie Chicks FTW!

Who says a female has to have a pulse to make you drool over her, not if she's a zombie hottie, that's for sure! Living(?) proof that even though she's waay past her sell-buy date she's still attractive enough to get your teeth into!